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2013 Season

Complete results and standings

👑 Champion: Chris Haigney

"The Horsemasters"

Season Summary

Chris Haigney won the 2013 championship with "The Horsemasters" as the #5 seed.

Notable Events

  • Chris Haigney wins his second championship as a 5-seed underdog.
  • Major upset in the playoffs.

Playoff Bracket

Quarterfinals (Week 14)

[5] Chris Haigney 98.9
[4] Dave Slater 86.1
[3] Mike Sterbank 117.2
[6] Mike Lane 93.1

Semifinals (Week 15)

[6] Mike Lane 103.4
[4] Dave Slater 99.3
[5] Chris Haigney 143.1
[1] Peter Ott 137.9
[2] Joe Trendowski 107.0
[3] Mike Sterbank 70.0

Championship (Week 16)

[1] Peter Ott 119.9
[3] Mike Sterbank 108.6
[5] Chris Haigney 88.0
[2] Joe Trendowski 73.6

Regular Season Standings

Final Standing Team Manager W L T PF PA Playoff Rank
1 Ottoman Empire Peter Ott 9 4 0 1437.3 1306.6 3
2 Professor Keystone Joe Trendowski 8 5 0 1383.5 1229.3 2
3 Slack-Jaw'd Redman Mike Sterbank 8 5 0 1329.8 1195.0 4
4 Goat Dave Slater 8 5 0 1224.7 1174.0 6
5 The Horsemasters Chris Haigney 8 5 0 1133.3 1223.6 1
6 The Non-Factors Mike Lane 7 6 0 1204.2 1161.4 5
7 Rancid Douche Cunts Matt Winter 6 7 0 1181.6 1212.1 8
8 The Assbags John Condon 6 7 0 1147.2 1243.4 7
9 Conniving Crentists Matt Altman 5 8 0 1124.4 1260.8 12
10 the stunods Matt Verone 5 8 0 1083.5 1117.6 11
11 Once & Future Kings Greg Cupelo 4 9 0 1210.6 1256.1 10
12 StankinAssButtLords Ian Lane 4 9 0 1092.5 1172.6 9

Awards & Records

Season Awards

  • Rookie of the Year: Eddie Lacy (Cupelo)
  • Steal of the Draft: Knowshon Moreno (Haigney, FA)
  • Bust of the Draft: Trent Richardson (M. Lane, 1.05)
  • Fantasy MVP: Peyton Manning (Altman)

Season Records

  • Highest Points: Haigney, Wk 14, 179
  • Lowest Points: M. Lane, Wk 11, 39
  • Longest Win Streak: Verone, 6 (Wks 8-13)
  • Longest Loss Streak: M. Lane, 7 (Wks 5-11)
  • Biggest Win: Haigney 179-55 over Trendowski (Wk 14)
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