Complete results and standings
Joe Trendowski won the 2012 championship with "Professor Keystone" as the #2 seed.
| Final Standing | Team | Manager | W | L | T | PF | PA | Playoff Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Once & Future Kings | Greg Cupelo | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1300.9 | 1206.2 | 3 |
| 2 | Professor Keystone | Joe Trendowski | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1287.6 | 1144.0 | 1 |
| 3 | Rancid Douche Cunts | Matt Winter | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1348.9 | 1162.0 | 4 |
| 4 | Ottoman Empire | Peter Ott | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1238.6 | 1233.9 | 5 |
| 5 | The Assbags | John Condon | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1205.4 | 1179.8 | 2 |
| 6 | The Non-Factors | Mike Lane | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1196.5 | 1232.0 | 6 |
| 7 | Connive Me Maybe | Matt Altman | 6 | 7 | 0 | 1254.2 | 1253.3 | 7 |
| 8 | StankinAssButtLords | Ian Lane | 6 | 7 | 0 | 1126.0 | 1222.0 | 10 |
| 9 | the stunods | Matt Verone | 6 | 7 | 0 | 1111.3 | 1160.0 | 8 |
| 10 | Goat | Dave Slater | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1144.3 | 1132.3 | 9 |
| 11 | The Glue Factory | Chris Haigney | 4 | 9 | 0 | 1083.0 | 1108.6 | 12 |
| 12 | Slack-Jaw'd Redman | Mike Sterbank | 3 | 10 | 0 | 988.9 | 1251.7 | 11 |