Complete results and standings
Peter Ott won the 2016 championship with "Kiss my cock" as the #1 seed.
| Final Standing | Team | Manager | W | L | T | PF | PA | Playoff Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kiss my cock | Peter Ott | 11 | 2 | 0 | 1455.5 | 1247.8 | 1 |
| 2 | The RDCs | Matt Winter | 10 | 3 | 0 | 1508.8 | 1305.1 | 2 |
| 3 | The Assbags | John Condon | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1404.0 | 1404.8 | 3 |
| 4 | the stunods | Matt Verone | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1473.0 | 1356.0 | 6 |
| 5 | Desparados | Greg Cupelo | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1391.5 | 1426.2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Horsemasters | Chris Haigney | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1383.7 | 1312.0 | 5 |
| 7 | Slack-Jaw'd Redman | Mike Sterbank | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1379.6 | 1309.7 | 9 |
| 8 | The Connivers | Matt Altman | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1372.7 | 1443.9 | 8 |
| 9 | Russellhustle&bustle | Mike Lane | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1292.0 | 1287.3 | 11 |
| 10 | Leave It Matty | Matt Verone | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1291.1 | 1412.6 | 7 |
| 11 | Goat | Dave Slater | 4 | 9 | 0 | 1318.0 | 1473.4 | 12 |
| 12 | StankinAssButtLords | Ian Lane | 2 | 11 | 0 | 1204.2 | 1495.4 | 10 |